thomas Contact — Director of Retention & Lifecycle Marketing
Director of Retention & Lifecycle Marketing
thomas Contact ranks #594 of 18,566 LinkedIn creators in Marketing & Advertising, and is a standout voice in Greece. They have 3.8K followers and published 20 posts in the last 60 days at a 1.6% average engagement rate.
- 3.8K followers
- 20 posts / 60d
- 1.6% avg engagement
- 311 follower growth / 30d
The roast
Thomas claims his retention systems stop customers from leaving, yet he’s spent sixteen posts in a month talking to a crowd the size of a suburban middle school auditorium. If your strategy is so bulletproof, why are 98% of your followers currently ghosting you?
About thomas
Here's a shocking revelation (verified facts below):Even the best, high-growth 9-figure eComm brands you know & love, lose about 50-60% of their customers by Day 90!In fact...MOST eComm brands lose up to 80% of their customers by Day 90.All because they ghost their customers during the first 14 days post-purchase.Undeniable conclusion?Your early 14-day window determines whether your customers become loyalists… or churn before Order #2.───────────────────────Hi – my name is Thomas Lalas. I'm the Fractional Director of Retention that 8-9+ figure brands trust, and author of the best-selling book 'Retention Economics'.I've consulted & worked with category-defining brands like:Dose Daily, RYZE Superfoods, Everyday Dose, EllaOla, Physician's Choice, Livingood Daily, Heights, Obvi, Calming Co., MUD\WTR, Ketone IQ, GoPure, Rejuvia, Puur Smile, and more.Fun facts:▶︎ I'm an ex-military (NATO), ex-academic & ex-startup founder▶︎ Musician & storyteller, data nerd & pattern seeker▶︎ Brand new dadAnd while consulting & working with these incredible brands, I've developed original retention- & LTV-boosting supersystems that nobody else is using.The result?🎨 'The Mona Lisa of eCommerce':. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ●. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ●. . . . . . . . . . . . . ●. . . . . . . . . . . ●. . . . . . . . . ●. . . . . . ●. . . . ●. . ●●○ . ○ . ○ . ○ . ○ . ○ . ○● Returning Revenue○ First-Time RevenueIt's the fastest type of eComm brand scale, growing sustainably from compounding recurring revenue, instead of short-term one-off transactions.And it's a beautiful work of art.My mission in 2026 is to help 150 brands experience the ‘Mona Lisa of eComm’ type of growth.───────────────────────🏆 Do you want profitable, world-class retention? Here’s your next step:DM me “MONA LISA” to learn more.
Highlights
- Top 5% in Greece — Ranked #1 of 36 creators
- Top 5% Creator — 20 posts in 30 days
- Top 10% in Marketing & Advertising — Ranked #88 of 1092 creators
- Top 10% Engager — 1.61% engagement rate
Recent posts
I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this… ▶︎ Playing "hide the subscription" doesn't prevent cancellations. It just reschedules them… and along with the cancellation, you get a one-star review and a BBB complaint. ▶︎ Asking "how's it going so far?" and doing nothing with the answer is worse than never asking. Now they've told you what's wrong AND watched you sit on it. Collect ZPD and take action. ▶︎ Moving subscribers onto quarterly prepaid will lift your returning AOV, decrease your payback period, and smooth out your retention curve beautifully. ▶︎ When your 3-year subscriber and your 3
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There you go – agree or disagree? Try shipping less product than customers need. E.g. 28 servings on a 30-day cycle, not 30 servings. ▶︎ The people who skip a day catch up instead of falling behind ▶︎ The people who use it daily run out a couple days early, and can claim an earlier charge (or you upsell them on a bigger package, if they run out MUCH earlier) Remember: most people cancel because they have too much product.
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Commerce Roundtable 🤝 Retention Economics (Book) (Foreword by Jimmy Kim the man himself) Couldn't make it personally this time – hopefully on stage next year!
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Last updated 2026-08-01