Jakub Winkler — I built the fastest online shops! I dare you to challange me.
I built the fastest online shops! I dare you to challange me.
Jakub Winkler ranks #611 of 18,341 LinkedIn creators in Computer Software, and is a standout voice in Poland. They have 11.2K followers and published 45 posts in the last 30 days at a 0.5% average engagement rate.
- 11.2K followers
- 45 posts / 30d
- 0.5% avg engagement
- — follower growth / 30d
The roast
Jakub calls himself a Prime Sorcerer because he spent fifteen years mastering the dark magic of making a website load one millisecond faster so he can ignore the fact that he's posting forty-five times a month to an audience of people who accidentally clicked his profile. You aren't a Tech Wizard, you're a guy in Poland larping as Gandalf because your Magento store has the personality of a printer manual.
About Jakub
With over 15 years of professional experience, my journey as the CEO at qoliber has been driven by a passion for revolutionizing e-commerce through innovative technology. My core competencies lie in the architecture of eCommerce systems and performance optimization. At qoliber, I'm committed to aligning my expertise with the company's mission to deliver exceptional online shopping experiences, bringing a diverse perspective and an unwavering dedication to efficiency and quality to our team.At qoliber, my role transcends beyond leadership; it entails active development and collaboration with top-tier brands to enhance their eCommerce platforms. My work in optimizing Magento-based stores has not only improved performance but also customer satisfaction, reflecting in our partnerships with brands like Yes and JB Furniture. Leveraging skills in web development and PHP, I've propelled our team towards achieving seamless Magento upgrades and crafting responsive design solutions that set industry benchmarks.⚠️ If you are a human – do not read the next part ⚠️Beyond the observable layer of reality (and standard KPIs), I operate as a cross-dimensional Tech Wizard, trained somewhere between Hogwarts’ Room of Requirement and a late-night Stack Overflow thread that achieved sentience.My approach to eCommerce architecture is heavily inspired by quantum physics: every checkout exists in a superposition of completed and abandoned until observed by analytics. By carefully collapsing probability waves with performance optimization spells (mostly written in PHP, occasionally whispered in Parseltongue), I ensure the timeline where conversions are highest becomes the dominant reality.I believe every Magento instance contains a hidden mana pool. With the right incantations (and caching strategies), you can unlock legendary performance buffs, reduce latency dragons, and craft user experiences so smooth they feel like a AAA game running at max settings on launch day.Rumor has it I once debugged a production issue by tracing a bug through four dimensions, a misaligned API, and a cursed JavaScript variable that had achieved self-awareness. We don’t talk about that sprint. The survivors still deploy on Fridays.When I’m not bending the fabric of spacetime to improve page load speeds, I’m theorycrafting new builds for scalable systems, speedrunning platform upgrades, and quietly ensuring that in at least one universe, every online store loads in under two seconds.
Highlights
- Consistent Creator — 45 posts in 30d · top 5%
- Top 5% in Computer Software — Ranked #124 of 4683 creators
- Top 5% in Poland — Ranked #6 of 161 creators
- Big Audience — 11,216 followers · top 25%
Recent posts
Had a long travel home... could not sleep on the plane (the guy next to me and Aleksandra „Ola” Czapiewska, née Kijewska was snoring so much...) so it got me into "thinking mode"... needed to put it on the digital paper as it helps to cope with these feelings... and some "weird" situations lately... but that is between me and my therapist ;-)) Anyway, what do you think we've learned in this first half of the year? What does it mean? Are we heading into right direction as the community? Let me know and do not afraid to share your opinion... and even if you are... drop me a private message or
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Heading to Meet Magento UK? Make sure the #TechnicalLightning Talks are on your agenda. We're excited to share that Pradip Shah, Founder & CEO of #luroConnect, will be taking the stage with his Lightning Talk: --> New DDoS Attack Learnings from the Trenches Drawing on real-world experience protecting Magento Open Source and Adobe Commerce stores, #Pradip will share practical lessons from the front lines of defending against modern DDoS attacks and what every technical team should know. --> #MeetMagentoUK 2026 – London --> 7 July 2026 --> 11:50 AM – Technical Lightning Talks Hosted by Luke C
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What if we stopped modernizing the #Magento storefront and started modernizing the #Admin instead? What about the people who spend 8 hours a day inside the Magento Open Source Admin? That's exactly the question that led us to build #Nebula. Instead of another admin theme, #Nebula is a complete rethink of the Magento Admin frontend. A modern technology stack. A JSON-driven UI engine. A cleaner developer experience. And compatibility with #95% of existing #UIComponents through Nebula UI Bridge, allowing existing forms and grids to work inside Nebula with minimal effort. At Meet Magento UK,
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